While our crew is many, only a few can truly call themselves part of Ahab’s Elite. This page is dedicated to our Patreon members. May their commandeering be boundlessly bountiful and our cheers always be in their favor!

Nanette ‘Swashbuckler‘ Schmidt

Samantha ‘The Mad‘ Patterson

Stephanie ‘Ruthless‘ Bosley

Ed ‘One Eye‘ King

Heath ‘The Butcher‘ VerBurg

Ron ‘Plankton‘ Semmler

AND visiting elite until May… Kristen ‘Grisly‘ Carmichael-Bowers