Ahab’s List

Ahab’s List is never ending and always evolving. If you want to see him accomplish something not on the list email us and we will add it! Making your own list is a great motivator.


  1. Ride in the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile
  2. Become a real life pirate
  3. Give a TEDx Talk
  4. Go bobsledding
  5. Be on a game show
  6. Raft the Futaleufu
  7. Road trip on a bike with a sidecar
  8. Be on a television show
  9. Make a movie cameo
  10. Convince LinkedIn to give us a profile
  11. Be a star in a movie
  12. Road trip cross country
  13. Road trip cross country 5 times
  14. Road trip Rt 66
  15. Get accepted in the Peace Corps
  16. Complete a Peace Corps tour
  17. Explore Mendenhall Glacial Caves
  18. Make a Kiva team that lends $1000
  19. Dive with sharks
  20. Jump out of a plane
  21. Fly first class
  22. Go white water rafting
  23. Get a college degree
  24. Speak in every state (14% Complete!)
  25. Go Bungee Jumping
  26. Go to space
  27. Speak in another country
  28. Go to Burning Man
  29. Complete a Color Run
  30. Hike Mt. Greylock
  31. Visit all 7 continents (3 Down!)
  32. Write a book
  33. Write a movie script
  34. Publish a book
  35. Be mentioned in a book
  36. Eat a garbage plate at Steve T’s
  37. Become a face of Mt. Rushmore
  38. Create Ahabfest
  39. Hot air balloon ride
  40. Visit Antelope Canyon and The Wave, Arizona
  41. Explore Walkins Glen, New York
  42. Take a boat ride underground
  43. Take a Bulleit
  44. Stare down a buffalo
  45. Stop and smell the (Four) Roses
  46. Fill Ahab up at Willett
  47. Go on a date with Lady Liberty
  48. Visit New Zealand
  49. Pull a mood ring out of the World’s Largest Ball of Twine
  50. Not go in Mammoth Cave
  51. Explore Mammoth Cave
  52. Seven Wonders of the World
  53. Danali National Park
  54. Visit the Lagoon of the Gnomes
  55. Visit the Kennedy Space Center
  56. Isle of the Skye
  57. Score press passes to the New York Comic Con
  58. Color Run with a Mini
  59. Ride a camel
  60. Ride an elephant
  61. Visit Middle Earth
  62. Road trip through the Upper Penninsula
  63. Help a stranger
  64. Ahab PEZ dispenser
  65. See a car show in Phoenix
  66. Get a tattoo
  67. Goto the Bermuda Triangle
  68. The Partheon and Coliseum
  69. Find Atlantis
  70. U2 it at Joshua Tree
  71. Help a friend
  72. Walk on the Great Wall of China
  73. Visit Patagonia
  74. See the Fjords of Parque Pumalin
  75. Visit Costa Rica
  76. Have our portrait painted
  77. Make a comic series
  78. Visit the Bennington Monument
  79. Participate in Monster Jam
  80. Build a Lego/Mega Ahab
  81. Get a beer named after us
  82. Visit ol’ friends at Mystic Seaport
  83. Take the road less traveled at Two Roads Brewery
  84. Train as a stunt car driver
  85. Ride in a race car
  86. Run a triathlon
  87. Visit 10 states
  88. Visit 20 states
  89. Visit 30 states
  90. Visit 40 states
  91. Visit all 50 states – Ted
  92. Visit the four corners of the continental United States- EAST SOUTH NORTH WEST
  93. Camp under the stars in Zion
  94. Command Ol’ Faithful to erupt in Yellowstone
  95. Admire the Tetons from a distance
  96. Hike in the Tantalus Range
  97. Visit another country
  98. Visit 10 countries (5 Down!)
  99. Visit 25 countries
  100. Visit 50 countries
  101. Visit 100 countries
  102. Make an Ahab Jolly Roger
  103. Forge an Ahab pirate ring
  104. Forge an Ahab pirate sword/dagger
  105. Wield a pirate sword/dagger
  106. Hike around Yosemite
  107. Look over the edge of the Cliffs of Moher
  108. Watch a sunset in the Badlands
  109. Win a boxing match
  110. Fly a helicopter
  111. Hike a 14er
  112. Go to the Olympics
  113. Ride a motorcycle
  114. Take a ride in a combine
  115. Take a picture with a kangaroo
  116. Take a picture with Cy, ISU’s Mascot
  117. Visit Uppsala Sweden
  118. Visit Hagaparken Sweden
  119. Visit Djurgarden Sweden
  120. Visit Old Town, City Hall and The Royal Palace Stockholm Sweden
  121. Ride a roller coaster
  122. Wikipedia page for us
  123. Speak on a cruise ship
  124. Visit Easter Island
  125. Visit Machu Piccu
  126. Make a Movember team that raises funds and awareness
  127. Visit Allen’s Boots in Austin Texas
  128. Berkshire Brewing Company tour
  129. Ice skate Rockefeller Center
  130. Learn to play guitar/banjo
  131. Visit Columcille Megalith Park
  132. Carry out what you carry in at Bushkill Falls, PA
  133. Long Trail Brewery tour
  134. Raft the Grand Canyon
  135. Visit the Galapagos Islands
  136. Watch a football match in Europe
  137. Commandeer a cruise ship
  138. Have a chat with our nation’s leaders in D.C.
  139. Rock a Dew Tour
  140. Ride of a submarine
  141. Do a Polar Plunge
  142. X-Games
  143. Go to the Iowa State Fair and the butter cow
  144. Go to Disney
  145. Go on an Alaskan whale adventure
  146. Camp in the Outback
  147. Visit the whaling museum in New Bedford, MA
  148. Practice with a NBA team
  149. Visit the South Pole
  150. Visit the North Pole
  151. Fly in the Red Bull Flugtag
  152. Drink a grog at Southern Tier Brewing Company
  153. Canoe the Kazan River
  154. Visit Italy, Paris and Alaska
  155. Visit the Hoover Dam
  156. Top of Mt. Washington
  157. Win a Dog-a-thon
  158. Be a guest on the Tonight Show
  159. Be shot from a catipult
  160. Go inside the White House
  161. Take a picture in front of a Hobbit hole
  162. Visit Harry Potter World
  163. Visit Romania
  164. See the Northern Lights
  165. Kiss the Blarney Stone
  166. Spend 4th of July on the water
  167. Go to Mount Snow, but not to ski
  168. Sail around the world in a catamaran
  169. Backpack Europe
  170. Sail around the world
  171. Hitchhike
  172. Go crowdsurfing
  173. Survive San Diego Comic Con
  174. Get arrested in Bangkok
  175. Rob a Bank
  176. Snowboard Japan
  177. Have a party with a ball pit room
  178. Apprentice under a well-known writer
  179. Find out what “The Thing” is in the Southwest
  180. Hang out in Memphis
  181. Kayak the Zambezi
  182. Travel the huge malls in Japan
  183. Marvel upon the Golden Gate Bridge
  184. Pass through an arch at Arches National Park
  185. Hike all of Bryce Canyon
  186. Go big mountain skiing
  187. Visit the Pyramids
  188. Climb a volcano in Hawaii
  189. Backpack Mt. Whitney
  190. Go Surfing
  191. Visit Malta
  192. Be on the air (Radio)
  193. PeeWee’s Dinosaurs
  194. Photo opp in Rancho Cucamonga
  195. Twist and turn down Lombard St in San Francisco
  196. Visit Huacachina, Peru
  197. Visit Iceland
  198. Fly in a fighter jet
  199. Go to Hawaii
  200. Family reunion in the Petrified Forest of Arizona
  201. Go zip lining
  202. Climb one of the Seven Summits
  203. Octoberfest
  204. Walk the Silk Road
  205. Go to WrestleMania
  206. Sleep in a castle
  207. Visit Dracula’s Grave
  208. Be in a parade
  209. Drive a race car
  210. Attend the World Series
  211. Attend the Stanley Cup
  212. Go on a walkabout
  213. Sell lemonade
  214. Explore an underground cave
  215. Build a snow fort
  216. Watch a rocket launch
  217. Start a revolution
  218. Meet Rick Moranis
  219. Interact with the exhibits at the Berkshire Museum
  220. Sponsor a beer festival
  221. Survive Vegas
  222. Have a sit down with Blackbeard
  223. Boston Urban Iditarod
  224. Participate in a real Iditarod
  225. Steal a bride to be
  226. Move to British Columbia
  227. Release a #1 single
  228. Dive the Great Barrier Reef
  229. See Jefferson’s Arch in St. Louis
  230. Get locked up on Alcatraz
  231. Learn old magic from Wizard’s Island in Crater Lake
  232. Be ice-locked out of seeing half of Glacier National Park
  233. Have a seat in the wishing chair at Giant’s Causeway
  234. Go to Pompeii
  235. Visit the Scotish Highlands
  236. Visit Stonehenge
  237. Create a successful Kickstarter
  238. Go to Venice for a piece of Morano Glass
  239. Complete a Vermont Brewery Passport
  240. Speak in front of a group of over 100 people
  241. Speak in front of a group of over 200 people
  242. Speak in front of a group of over 300 people
  243. Speak in front of a group of over 400 people
  244. Speak in front of 500 people
  245. Speak in front of 1000 people
  246. Do as many laps as we can around PAX EAST
  247. Meet Luke Skywalker
  248. Speak at a Pecha Kucha Event
  249. Speak on the Akron Civic Theatre stage
  250. Give a TED Talk
  251. Work at a summer camp
  252. Be known by name at Magic Hat
  253. Become miniaturized
  254. Try to understand art at MASS MoCA
  255. Spend a day walking around Montreal
  256. Give 10 talks
  257. Give 50 talks
  258. Give 100 talks
  259. See the Grand Canyon
  260. Be in 4 states at once
  261. Lose an afternoon on Beartooth Pass
  262. Enter/get kicked out/talk our way back in Niagara Falls
  263. Visit Tibet
  264. Ride a Bull
  265. Join a pirate cruise
  266. Get lost in the Old Port of Portland, Maine
  267. Explore Rt. 2 in and around the Berkshires
  268. Have a beer at the shipyard
  269. Meet the creator of Smarties
  270. Go(to) South of the Border
  271. Sample all of Otter Creek Brewery
  272. Be welcomed to dozens of places
  273. Start and end a year in Wilmington, North Carolina
  274. Speak in Ireland
  275. Visit Brazil
  276. Go Zorbing