Ahab’s List

Ahab’s List is never ending and always evolving. If you want to see him accomplish something not on the list email us and we will add it! Making your own list is a great motivator.


  1. Ride in the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile
  2. Become a real life pirate
  3. Give a TEDx Talk
  4. Go bobsledding
  5. Be on a game show
  6. Raft the Futaleufu
  7. Road trip on a bike with a sidecar
  8. Be on a television show
  9. Make a movie cameo
  10. Convince LinkedIn to give us a profile
  11. Be a star in a movie
  12. Road trip cross country
  13. Road trip cross country 5 times
  14. Road trip Rt 66
  15. Get accepted in the Peace Corps
  16. Complete a Peace Corps tour
  17. Explore Mendenhall Glacial Caves
  18. Make a Kiva team that lends $1000
  19. Dive with sharks
  20. Jump out of a plane
  21. Fly first class
  22. Go white water rafting
  23. Get a college degree
  24. Speak in every state (14% Complete!)
  25. Go Bungee Jumping
  26. Go to space
  27. Speak in another country
  28. Go to Burning Man
  29. Complete a Color Run
  30. Hike Mt. Greylock
  31. Visit all 7 continents (3 Down!)
  32. Write a book
  33. Write a movie script
  34. Publish a book
  35. Be mentioned in a book
  36. Eat a garbage plate at Steve T’s
  37. Become a face of Mt. Rushmore
  38. Create Ahabfest
  39. Hot air balloon ride
  40. Visit Antelope Canyon and The Wave, Arizona
  41. Explore Walkins Glen, New York
  42. Go on a date with Lady Liberty
  43. Visit New Zealand
  44. Pull a mood ring out of the World’s Largest Ball of Twine
  45. Not go in Mammoth Cave
  46. Seven Wonders of the World
  47. Danali National Park
  48. Visit the Lagoon of the Gnomes
  49. Visit the Kennedy Space Center
  50. Isle of the Skye
  51. Score press passes to the New York Comic Con
  52. Color Run with a Mini
  53. Ride a camel
  54. Ride an elephant
  55. Visit Middle Earth
  56. Road trip through the Upper Penninsula
  57. Help a stranger
  58. Ahab PEZ dispenser
  59. See a car show in Phoenix
  60. Get a tattoo
  61. Goto the Bermuda Triangle
  62. The Partheon and Coliseum
  63. Find Atlantis
  64. U2 it at Joshua Tree
  65. Help a friend
  66. Walk on the Great Wall of China
  67. Visit Patagonia
  68. See the Fjords of Parque Pumalin
  69. Visit Costa Rica
  70. Have our portrait painted
  71. Make a comic series
  72. Visit the Bennington Monument
  73. Participate in Monster Jam
  74. Build a Lego/Mega Ahab
  75. Get a beer named after us
  76. Visit ol’ friends at Mystic Seaport
  77. Take the road less traveled at Two Roads Brewery
  78. Train as a stunt car driver
  79. Ride in a race car
  80. Run a triathlon
  81. Visit 10 states
  82. Visit 20 states
  83. Visit 30 states
  84. Visit 40 states
  85. Visit all 50 states – Ted
  86. Visit the four corners of the continental United States- EAST SOUTH NORTH WEST
  87. Camp under the stars in Zion
  88. Command Ol’ Faithful to erupt in Yellowstone
  89. Admire the Tetons from a distance
  90. Hike in the Tantalus Range
  91. Visit another country
  92. Visit 10 countries (5 Down!)
  93. Visit 25 countries
  94. Visit 50 countries
  95. Visit 100 countries
  96. Make an Ahab Jolly Roger
  97. Forge an Ahab pirate ring
  98. Forge an Ahab pirate sword/dagger
  99. Wield a pirate sword/dagger
  100. Hike around Yosemite
  101. Look over the edge of the Cliffs of Moher
  102. Watch a sunset in the Badlands
  103. Win a boxing match
  104. Fly a helicopter
  105. Hike a 14er
  106. Go to the Olympics
  107. Ride a motorcycle
  108. Take a ride in a combine
  109. Take a picture with a kangaroo
  110. Take a picture with Cy, ISU’s Mascot
  111. Visit Uppsala Sweden
  112. Visit Hagaparken Sweden
  113. Visit Djurgarden Sweden
  114. Visit Old Town, City Hall and The Royal Palace Stockholm Sweden
  115. Ride a roller coaster
  116. Wikipedia page for us
  117. Speak on a cruise ship
  118. Visit Easter Island
  119. Visit Machu Piccu
  120. Make a Movember team that raises funds and awareness
  121. Visit Allen’s Boots in Austin Texas
  122. Berkshire Brewing Company tour
  123. Ice skate Rockefeller Center
  124. Learn to play guitar/banjo
  125. Visit Columcille Megalith Park
  126. Carry out what you carry in at Bushkill Falls, PA
  127. Long Trail Brewery tour
  128. Raft the Grand Canyon
  129. Visit the Galapagos Islands
  130. Watch a football match in Europe
  131. Commandeer a cruise ship
  132. Have a chat with our nation’s leaders in D.C.
  133. Rock a Dew Tour
  134. Ride of a submarine
  135. Do a Polar Plunge
  136. X-Games
  137. Go to the Iowa State Fair and the butter cow
  138. Go to Disney
  139. Go on an Alaskan whale adventure
  140. Camp in the Outback
  141. Visit the whaling museum in New Bedford, MA
  142. Practice with a NBA team
  143. Visit the South Pole
  144. Visit the North Pole
  145. Fly in the Red Bull Flugtag
  146. Drink a grog at Southern Tier Brewing Company
  147. Canoe the Kazan River
  148. Visit Italy, Paris and Alaska
  149. Visit the Hoover Dam
  150. Top of Mt. Washington
  151. Win a Dog-a-thon
  152. Be a guest on the Tonight Show
  153. Be shot from a catipult
  154. Go inside the White House
  155. Take a picture in front of a Hobbit hole
  156. Visit Harry Potter World
  157. Visit Romania
  158. See the Northern Lights
  159. Kiss the Blarney Stone
  160. Spend 4th of July on the water
  161. Go to Mount Snow, but not to ski
  162. Sail around the world in a catamaran
  163. Backpack Europe
  164. Sail around the world
  165. Hitchhike
  166. Go crowdsurfing
  167. Survive San Diego Comic Con
  168. Get arrested in Bangkok
  169. Rob a Bank
  170. Snowboard Japan
  171. Have a party with a ball pit room
  172. Apprentice under a well-known writer
  173. Find out what “The Thing” is in the Southwest
  174. Hang out in Memphis
  175. Kayak the Zambezi
  176. Travel the huge malls in Japan
  177. Marvel upon the Golden Gate Bridge
  178. Pass through an arch at Arches National Park
  179. Hike all of Bryce Canyon
  180. Go to a Cowboys game @ home
  181. Go big mountain skiing
  182. Visit the Pyramids
  183. Climb a volcano in Hawaii
  184. Backpack Mt. Whitney
  185. Go Surfing
  186. Visit Malta
  187. Be on the air (Radio)
  188. PeeWee’s Dinosaurs
  189. Photo opp in Rancho Cucamonga
  190. Twist and turn down Lombard St in San Francisco
  191. Visit Huacachina, Peru
  192. Visit Iceland
  193. Fly in a fighter jet
  194. Go to Hawaii
  195. Family reunion in the Petrified Forest of Arizona
  196. Go zip lining
  197. Climb one of the Seven Summits
  198. Octoberfest
  199. Walk the Silk Road
  200. Go to WrestleMania
  201. Sleep in a castle
  202. Visit Dracula’s Grave
  203. Be in a parade
  204. Drive a race car
  205. Attend the World Series
  206. Attend the Stanley Cup
  207. Go on a walkabout
  208. Sell lemonade
  209. Explore an underground cave
  210. Build a snow fort
  211. Watch a rocket launch
  212. Start a revolution
  213. Meet Rick Moranis
  214. Interact with the exhibits at the Berkshire Museum
  215. Sponsor a beer festival
  216. Survive Vegas
  217. Have a sit down with Blackbeard
  218. Boston Urban Iditarod
  219. Participate in a real Iditarod
  220. Steal a bride to be
  221. Move to British Columbia
  222. Release a #1 single
  223. Dive the Great Barrier Reef
  224. See Jefferson’s Arch in St. Louis
  225. Get locked up on Alcatraz
  226. Learn old magic from Wizard’s Island in Crater Lake
  227. Be ice-locked out of seeing half of Glacier National Park
  228. Have a seat in the wishing chair at Giant’s Causeway
  229. Go to Pompeii
  230. Visit the Scotish Highlands
  231. Visit Stonehenge
  232. Create a successful Kickstarter
  233. Go to Venice for a piece of Morano Glass
  234. Complete a Vermont Brewery Passport
  235. Speak in front of a group of over 100 people
  236. Speak in front of a group of over 200 people
  237. Speak in front of a group of over 300 people
  238. Speak in front of a group of over 400 people
  239. Speak in front of 500 people
  240. Speak in front of 1000 people
  241. Do as many laps as we can around PAX EAST
  242. Meet Luke Skywalker
  243. Speak at a Pecha Kucha Event
  244. Speak on the Akron Civic Theatre stage
  245. Give a TED Talk
  246. Work at a summer camp
  247. Be known by name at Magic Hat
  248. Become miniaturized
  249. Try to understand art at MASS MoCA
  250. Spend a day walking around Montreal
  251. Give 10 talks
  252. Give 50 talks
  253. Give 100 talks
  254. See the Grand Canyon
  255. Be in 4 states at once
  256. Lose an afternoon on Beartooth Pass
  257. Enter/get kicked out/talk our way back in Niagara Falls
  258. Visit Tibet
  259. Ride a Bull
  260. Join a pirate cruise
  261. Get lost in the Old Port of Portland, Maine
  262. Explore Rt. 2 in and around the Berkshires
  263. Have a beer at the shipyard
  264. Meet the creator of Smarties
  265. Go(to) South of the Border
  266. Sample all of Otter Creek Brewery
  267. Be welcomed to dozens of places
  268. Start and end a year in Wilmington, North Carolina
  269. Speak in Ireland
  270. Visit Brazil
  271. Go Zorbing