Ahab’s List

Ahab’s List is never ending and always evolving. If you want to see him accomplish something not on the list email us and we will add it! Making your own list is a great motivator.


  1. Ride in the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile
  2. Become a real life pirate
  3. Go bobsledding
  4. Be on a game show
  5. Raft the Futaleufu
  6. Road trip on a bike with a sidecar
  7. Be on a television show
  8. Make a movie cameo
  9. Convince LinkedIn to give us a profile
  10. Be a star in a movie
  11. Road trip cross country
  12. Road trip cross country 5 times
  13. Road trip Rt 66
  14. Get accepted in the Peace Corps
  15. Complete a Peace Corps tour
  16. Explore Mendenhall Glacial Caves
  17. Make a Kiva team that lends $1000
  18. Dive with sharks
  19. Jump out of a plane
  20. Fly first class
  21. Go white water rafting
  22. Get a college degree
  23. Speak in every state (14% Complete!)
  24. Go Bungee Jumping
  25. Go to space
  26. Speak in another country
  27. Go to Burning Man
  28. Complete a Color Run
  29. Hike Mt. Greylock
  30. Visit all 7 continents (3 Down!)
  31. Write a book
  32. Write a movie script
  33. Publish a book
  34. Be mentioned in a book
  35. Eat a garbage plate at Steve T’s
  36. Become a face of Mt. Rushmore
  37. Create Ahabfest
  38. Hot air balloon ride
  39. Visit Antelope Canyon and The Wave, Arizona
  40. Explore Walkins Glen, New York
  41. Go on a date with Lady Liberty
  42. Visit New Zealand
  43. Pull a mood ring out of the World’s Largest Ball of Twine
  44. Not go in Mammoth Cave
  45. Seven Wonders of the World
  46. Danali National Park
  47. Visit the Lagoon of the Gnomes
  48. Visit the Kennedy Space Center
  49. Isle of the Skye
  50. Score press passes to the New York Comic Con
  51. Color Run with a Mini
  52. Ride a camel
  53. Ride an elephant
  54. Visit Middle Earth
  55. Road trip through the Upper Penninsula
  56. Help a stranger
  57. Ahab PEZ dispenser
  58. See a car show in Phoenix
  59. Get a tattoo
  60. Goto the Bermuda Triangle
  61. The Partheon and Coliseum
  62. Find Atlantis
  63. U2 it at Joshua Tree
  64. Help a friend
  65. Walk on the Great Wall of China
  66. Visit Patagonia
  67. See the Fjords of Parque Pumalin
  68. Visit Costa Rica
  69. Have our portrait painted
  70. Make a comic series
  71. Visit the Bennington Monument
  72. Participate in Monster Jam
  73. Build a Lego/Mega Ahab
  74. Get a beer named after us
  75. Visit ol’ friends at Mystic Seaport
  76. Take the road less traveled at Two Roads Brewery
  77. Train as a stunt car driver
  78. Ride in a race car
  79. Run a triathlon
  80. Visit 10 states
  81. Visit 20 states
  82. Visit 30 states
  83. Visit 40 states
  84. Visit all 50 states – Ted
  85. Visit the four corners of the continental United States- EAST SOUTH NORTH WEST
  86. Camp under the stars in Zion
  87. Command Ol’ Faithful to erupt in Yellowstone
  88. Admire the Tetons from a distance
  89. Hike in the Tantalus Range
  90. Visit another country
  91. Visit 10 countries (5 Down!)
  92. Visit 25 countries
  93. Visit 50 countries
  94. Visit 100 countries
  95. Make an Ahab Jolly Roger
  96. Forge an Ahab pirate ring
  97. Forge an Ahab pirate sword/dagger
  98. Wield a pirate sword/dagger
  99. Hike around Yosemite
  100. Look over the edge of the Cliffs of Moher
  101. Watch a sunset in the Badlands
  102. Win a boxing match
  103. Fly a helicopter
  104. Hike a 14er
  105. Go to the Olympics
  106. Ride a motorcycle
  107. Take a ride in a combine
  108. Take a picture with a kangaroo
  109. Take a picture with Cy, ISU’s Mascot
  110. Visit Uppsala Sweden
  111. Visit Hagaparken Sweden
  112. Visit Djurgarden Sweden
  113. Visit Old Town, City Hall and The Royal Palace Stockholm Sweden
  114. Ride a roller coaster
  115. Wikipedia page for us
  116. Speak on a cruise ship
  117. Visit Easter Island
  118. Visit Machu Piccu
  119. Make a Movember team that raises funds and awareness
  120. Visit Allen’s Boots in Austin Texas
  121. Berkshire Brewing Company tour
  122. Ice skate Rockefeller Center
  123. Learn to play guitar/banjo
  124. Visit Columcille Megalith Park
  125. Carry out what you carry in at Bushkill Falls, PA
  126. Long Trail Brewery tour
  127. Raft the Grand Canyon
  128. Visit the Galapagos Islands
  129. Watch a football match in Europe
  130. Commandeer a cruise ship
  131. Have a chat with our nation’s leaders in D.C.
  132. Rock a Dew Tour
  133. Ride of a submarine
  134. Do a Polar Plunge
  135. X-Games
  136. Go to the Iowa State Fair and the butter cow
  137. Go to Disney
  138. Go on an Alaskan whale adventure
  139. Camp in the Outback
  140. Visit the whaling museum in New Bedford, MA
  141. Practice with a NBA team
  142. Visit the South Pole
  143. Visit the North Pole
  144. Fly in the Red Bull Flugtag
  145. Drink a grog at Southern Tier Brewing Company
  146. Canoe the Kazan River
  147. Visit Italy, Paris and Alaska
  148. Visit the Hoover Dam
  149. Top of Mt. Washington
  150. Be a guest on the Tonight Show
  151. Be shot from a catipult
  152. Go inside the White House
  153. Take a picture in front of a Hobbit hole
  154. Visit Harry Potter World
  155. Visit Romania
  156. See the Northern Lights
  157. Kiss the Blarney Stone
  158. Spend 4th of July on the water
  159. Go to Mount Snow, but not to ski
  160. Sail around the world in a catamaran
  161. Backpack Europe
  162. Sail around the world
  163. Hitchhike
  164. Go crowdsurfing
  165. Survive San Diego Comic Con
  166. Get arrested in Bangkok
  167. Rob a Bank
  168. Snowboard Japan
  169. Have a party with a ball pit room
  170. Apprentice under a well-known writer
  171. Find out what “The Thing” is in the Southwest
  172. Hang out in Memphis
  173. Kayak the Zambezi
  174. Travel the huge malls in Japan
  175. Marvel upon the Golden Gate Bridge
  176. Pass through an arch at Arches National Park
  177. Hike all of Bryce Canyon
  178. Go to a Cowboys game @ home
  179. Go big mountain skiing
  180. Visit the Pyramids
  181. Climb a volcano in Hawaii
  182. Backpack Mt. Whitney
  183. Go Surfing
  184. Visit Malta
  185. Be on the air (Radio)
  186. PeeWee’s Dinosaurs
  187. Photo opp in Rancho Cucamonga
  188. Twist and turn down Lombard St in San Francisco
  189. Visit Huacachina, Peru
  190. Visit Iceland
  191. Fly in a fighter jet
  192. Go to Hawaii
  193. Family reunion in the Petrified Forest of Arizona
  194. Go zip lining
  195. Climb one of the Seven Summits
  196. Octoberfest
  197. Walk the Silk Road
  198. Go to WrestleMania
  199. Sleep in a castle
  200. Visit Dracula’s Grave
  201. Be in a parade
  202. Drive a race car
  203. Attend the World Series
  204. Attend the Stanley Cup
  205. Go on a walkabout
  206. Sell lemonade
  207. Explore an underground cave
  208. Build a snow fort
  209. Watch a rocket launch
  210. Start a revolution
  211. Meet Rick Moranis
  212. Interact with the exhibits at the Berkshire Museum
  213. Sponsor a beer festival
  214. Survive Vegas
  215. Have a sit down with Blackbeard
  216. Boston Urban Iditarod
  217. Participate in a real Iditarod
  218. Steal a bride to be
  219. Move to British Columbia
  220. Release a #1 single
  221. Dive the Great Barrier Reef
  222. See Jefferson’s Arch in St. Louis
  223. Get locked up on Alcatraz
  224. Learn old magic from Wizard’s Island in Crater Lake
  225. Be ice-locked out of seeing half of Glacier National Park
  226. Have a seat in the wishing chair at Giant’s Causeway
  227. Go to Pompeii
  228. Visit the Scotish Highlands
  229. Visit Stonehenge
  230. Create a successful Kickstarter
  231. Go to Venice for a piece of Morano Glass
  232. Complete a Vermont Brewery Passport
  233. Speak in front of a group of over 100 people
  234. Speak in front of a group of over 200 people
  235. Speak in front of a group of over 300 people
  236. Speak in front of a group of over 400 people
  237. Speak in front of 500 people
  238. Speak in front of 1000 people
  239. Do as many laps as we can around PAX EAST
  240. Meet Luke Skywalker
  241. Speak at a Pecha Kucha Event
  242. Speak on the Akron Civic Theatre stage
  243. Give a Tedx Talk
  244. Give a Ted Talk
  245. Work at a summer camp
  246. Be known by name at Magic Hat
  247. Become miniaturized
  248. Try to understand art at MASS MoCA
  249. Spend a day walking around Montreal
  250. Give 10 talks
  251. Give 50 talks
  252. Give 100 talks
  253. See the Grand Canyon
  254. Be in 4 states at once
  255. Lose an afternoon on Beartooth Pass
  256. Enter/get kicked out/talk our way back in Niagara Falls
  257. Visit Tibet
  258. Ride a Bull
  259. Join a pirate cruise
  260. Get lost in the Old Port of Portland, Maine
  261. Explore Rt. 2 in and around the Berkshires
  262. Have a beer at the shipyard
  263. Meet the creator of Smarties
  264. Go(to) South of the Border
  265. Sample all of Otter Creek Brewery
  266. Be welcomed to dozens of places
  267. Start and end a year in Wilmington, North Carolina
  268. Speak in Ireland
  269. Visit Brazil
  270. Go Zorbing