Ahab’s List

Ahab’s List is never ending and always evolving. If you want to see him accomplish something not on the list email us and we will add it! Making your own list is a great motivator.


  1. Ride in the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile
  2. Become a real life pirate
  3. Give a TEDx Talk
  4. Go bobsledding
  5. Be on a game show
  6. Raft the Futaleufu
  7. Road trip on a bike with a sidecar
  8. Be on a television show
  9. Make a movie cameo
  10. Convince LinkedIn to give us a profile
  11. Be a star in a movie
  12. Road trip cross country
  13. Road trip cross country 5 times
  14. Road trip Rt 66
  15. Get accepted in the Peace Corps
  16. Complete a Peace Corps tour
  17. Explore Mendenhall Glacial Caves
  18. Make a Kiva team that lends $1000
  19. Dive with sharks
  20. Jump out of a plane
  21. Fly first class
  22. Go white water rafting
  23. Get a college degree
  24. Speak in every state (16% Complete!)
  25. Go Bungee Jumping
  26. Go to space
  27. Speak in another country
  28. Go to Burning Man
  29. Complete a Color Run
  30. Hike Mt. Greylock
  31. Visit all 7 continents (3 Down!)
  32. Write a book
  33. Write a movie script
  34. Publish a book
  35. Be mentioned in a book
  36. Eat a garbage plate at Steve T’s
  37. Become a face of Mt. Rushmore
  38. Create Ahabfest
  39. Hot air balloon ride
  40. Visit Antelope Canyon and The Wave, Arizona
  41. Explore Walkins Glen, New York
  42. Take a boat ride underground
  43. Take a Bulleit
  44. Stare down a buffalo
  45. Visit The National Memorial for Peace and Justice
  46. Stop and smell the (Four) Roses
  47. Fill Ahab up at Willett
  48. Go on a date with Lady Liberty
  49. Visit New Zealand
  50. Pull a mood ring out of the World’s Largest Ball of Twine
  51. Not go in Mammoth Cave
  52. Explore Mammoth Cave
  53. Seven Wonders of the World
  54. Danali National Park
  55. Visit the Lagoon of the Gnomes
  56. Visit the Kennedy Space Center
  57. Isle of the Skye
  58. Score press passes to the New York Comic Con
  59. Color Run with a Mini
  60. Ride a camel
  61. Ride an elephant
  62. Visit Middle Earth
  63. Road trip through the Upper Penninsula
  64. Help a stranger
  65. Ahab PEZ dispenser
  66. See a car show in Phoenix
  67. Get a tattoo
  68. Goto the Bermuda Triangle
  69. The Partheon and Coliseum
  70. Find Atlantis
  71. U2 it at Joshua Tree
  72. Help a friend
  73. Walk on the Great Wall of China
  74. Visit Patagonia
  75. See the Fjords of Parque Pumalin
  76. Visit Costa Rica
  77. Have our portrait painted
  78. Make a comic series
  79. Visit the Bennington Monument
  80. Participate in Monster Jam
  81. Build a Lego/Mega Ahab
  82. Get a beer named after us
  83. Visit ol’ friends at Mystic Seaport
  84. Take the road less traveled at Two Roads Brewery
  85. Train as a stunt car driver
  86. Ride in a race car
  87. Run a triathlon
  88. Visit 10 states
  89. Visit 20 states
  90. Visit 30 states
  91. Visit 40 states
  92. Visit all 50 states
  93. Visit the four corners of the continental United States- EAST SOUTH NORTH WEST
  94. Camp under the stars in Zion
  95. Command Ol’ Faithful to erupt in Yellowstone
  96. Admire the Tetons from a distance
  97. Hike in the Tantalus Range
  98. Visit another country
  99. Visit 10 countries (5 Down!)
  100. Visit 25 countries
  101. Visit 50 countries
  102. Visit 100 countries
  103. Make an Ahab Jolly Roger
  104. Forge an Ahab pirate ring
  105. Forge an Ahab pirate sword/dagger
  106. Wield a pirate sword/dagger
  107. Hike around Yosemite
  108. Look over the edge of the Cliffs of Moher
  109. Watch a sunset in the Badlands
  110. Win a boxing match
  111. Fly a helicopter
  112. Hike a 14er
  113. Go to the Olympics
  114. Ride a motorcycle
  115. Take a ride in a combine
  116. Take a picture with a kangaroo
  117. Take a picture with Cy, ISU’s Mascot
  118. Visit Uppsala Sweden
  119. Visit Hagaparken Sweden
  120. Visit Djurgarden Sweden
  121. Visit Old Town, City Hall and The Royal Palace Stockholm Sweden
  122. Ride a roller coaster
  123. Wikipedia page for us
  124. Speak on a cruise ship
  125. Visit Easter Island
  126. Visit Machu Piccu
  127. Make a Movember team that raises funds and awareness
  128. Visit Allen’s Boots in Austin Texas
  129. Berkshire Brewing Company tour
  130. Ice skate Rockefeller Center
  131. Learn to play guitar/banjo
  132. Visit Columcille Megalith Park
  133. Carry out what you carry in at Bushkill Falls, PA
  134. Long Trail Brewery tour
  135. Raft the Grand Canyon
  136. Visit the Galapagos Islands
  137. Watch a football match in Europe
  138. Commandeer a cruise ship
  139. Have a chat with our nation’s leaders in D.C.
  140. Rock a Dew Tour
  141. Ride of a submarine
  142. Do a Polar Plunge
  143. X-Games
  144. Go to the Iowa State Fair and the butter cow
  145. Go to Disney
  146. Go on an Alaskan whale adventure
  147. Camp in the Outback
  148. Visit the whaling museum in New Bedford, MA
  149. Practice with a NBA team
  150. Visit the South Pole
  151. Visit the North Pole
  152. Fly in the Red Bull Flugtag
  153. Drink a grog at Southern Tier Brewing Company
  154. Canoe the Kazan River
  155. Visit Italy, Paris and Alaska
  156. Visit the Hoover Dam
  157. Top of Mt. Washington
  158. Win a Dog-a-thon
  159. Be a guest on the Tonight Show
  160. Be shot from a catipult
  161. Go inside the White House
  162. Take a picture in front of a Hobbit hole
  163. Visit Harry Potter World
  164. Visit Romania
  165. See the Northern Lights
  166. Kiss the Blarney Stone
  167. Spend 4th of July on the water
  168. Go to Mount Snow, but not to ski
  169. Sail around the world in a catamaran
  170. Backpack Europe
  171. Sail around the world
  172. Hitchhike
  173. Go crowdsurfing
  174. Survive San Diego Comic Con
  175. Get arrested in Bangkok
  176. Rob a Bank
  177. Snowboard Japan
  178. Have a party with a ball pit room
  179. Apprentice under a well-known writer
  180. Find out what “The Thing” is in the Southwest
  181. Hang out in Memphis
  182. Kayak the Zambezi
  183. Travel the huge malls in Japan
  184. Marvel upon the Golden Gate Bridge
  185. Pass through an arch at Arches National Park
  186. Hike all of Bryce Canyon
  187. Go big mountain skiing
  188. Visit the Pyramids
  189. Climb a volcano in Hawaii
  190. Backpack Mt. Whitney
  191. Go Surfing
  192. Visit Malta
  193. Be on the air (Radio)
  194. PeeWee’s Dinosaurs
  195. Photo opp in Rancho Cucamonga
  196. Twist and turn down Lombard St in San Francisco
  197. Visit Huacachina, Peru
  198. Visit Iceland
  199. Fly in a fighter jet
  200. Go to Hawaii
  201. Family reunion in the Petrified Forest of Arizona
  202. Go zip lining
  203. Climb one of the Seven Summits
  204. Octoberfest
  205. Walk the Silk Road
  206. Go to WrestleMania
  207. Sleep in a castle
  208. Visit Dracula’s Grave
  209. Be in a parade
  210. Drive a race car
  211. Attend the World Series
  212. Attend the Stanley Cup
  213. Go on a walkabout
  214. Sell lemonade
  215. Explore an underground cave
  216. Build a snow fort
  217. Watch a rocket launch
  218. Start a revolution
  219. Meet Rick Moranis
  220. Interact with the exhibits at the Berkshire Museum
  221. Sponsor a beer festival
  222. Survive Vegas
  223. Have a sit down with Blackbeard
  224. Boston Urban Iditarod
  225. Participate in a real Iditarod
  226. Steal a bride to be
  227. Move to British Columbia
  228. Release a #1 single
  229. Dive the Great Barrier Reef
  230. See Jefferson’s Arch in St. Louis
  231. Get locked up on Alcatraz
  232. Learn old magic from Wizard’s Island in Crater Lake
  233. Be ice-locked out of seeing half of Glacier National Park
  234. Have a seat in the wishing chair at Giant’s Causeway
  235. Go to Pompeii
  236. Visit the Scotish Highlands
  237. Visit Stonehenge
  238. Create a successful Kickstarter
  239. Go to Venice for a piece of Morano Glass
  240. Complete a Vermont Brewery Passport
  241. Speak in front of a group of over 100 people
  242. Speak in front of a group of over 200 people
  243. Speak in front of a group of over 300 people
  244. Speak in front of a group of over 400 people
  245. Speak in front of 500 people
  246. Speak in front of 1000 people
  247. Do as many laps as we can around PAX EAST
  248. Meet Luke Skywalker
  249. Speak at a Pecha Kucha Event
  250. Speak on the Akron Civic Theatre stage
  251. Give a TED Talk
  252. Work at a summer camp
  253. Be known by name at Magic Hat
  254. Become miniaturized
  255. Try to understand art at MASS MoCA
  256. Spend a day walking around Montreal
  257. Give 10 talks
  258. Give 50 talks
  259. Give 100 talks
  260. See the Grand Canyon
  261. Be in 4 states at once
  262. Lose an afternoon on Beartooth Pass
  263. Enter/get kicked out/talk our way back in Niagara Falls
  264. Visit Tibet
  265. Ride a Bull
  266. Join a pirate cruise
  267. Get lost in the Old Port of Portland, Maine
  268. Explore Rt. 2 in and around the Berkshires
  269. Have a beer at the shipyard
  270. Meet the creator of Smarties
  271. Go(to) South of the Border
  272. Sample all of Otter Creek Brewery
  273. Be welcomed to dozens of places
  274. Start and end a year in Wilmington, North Carolina
  275. Speak in Ireland
  276. Visit Brazil
  277. Go Zorbing